25 Wendy Wasserstein Quotes on Humor, Carpe diem and Comedy - Quotes.pub

Here you will find all the famous Wendy Wasserstein quotes. There are more than 25 quotes in our Wendy Wasserstein quotes collection. We have collected all of them and made stunning Wendy Wasserstein wallpapers & posters out of those quotes. You can use this wallpapers & posters on mobile, desktop, print and frame them or share them on the various social media platforms. You can download the quotes images in various different sizes for free. In the below list you can find quotes in various categories like Humor, Carpe diem and Comedy

The struggle to be considered a grown-up begins, I believe, shortly after birth.

The thing I longed for as a teenager is now an object of neglect and scorn. I’ve grown to hate my telephone.

I really worked at becoming more assertive, and now none of my friends talk to me.

As I ramble through life, whatever be my goal, I will unfortunately always keep my eye upon the doughnut and not upon the whole.

Our lives are not totally random. We make commitments, we cause things to happen.

Work is a way of shutting out ambiguous sentiment.

I’m perpetually curious as to what happened to all those supposed prodigies who were singled out while I and my coterie of far more interesting malcontents passed on.

I don’t much like to think that being a bachelor girl limits how you see the world. On the other hand, I know it certainly limits how the world sees you.

A diet counselor once told me that all overweight people are angry with their mothers and channel their frustrations into overeating. So I guess that means all thin people are happy, calm, and have resolved their Oedipal entanglements.

Sloth is the fastest-growing lifestyle movement in the world, and that’s because it is completely doable. If you embrace sloth, it’s the last thing you’ll ever have to do again.

Being a grownup means assuming responsibility for yourself, for your children, and – here’s the big curve – for your parents.

The marriages come and go but your friendships stay, which is the opposite of what it used to be, so that there will be people in our lives for 30 years and often it is not your husband, it’s your women friends, male friends with whom you come of age.

No matter how successful I become as a playwright, my mother would be thrilled to hear me tell her that I’d just lost twenty pounds, gotten married and become a lawyer.

Bruce was a genius, conveniently born on Christmas Eve with, according to my mother, Messiah potential.

No matter how lonely you get or how many birth announcements you receive, the trick is not to get frightened. There’s nothing wrong with being alone.

I’m not going to throw my imagination away. I refuse to lie down to expectation. If I can just hold out till I’m thirty, I’ll be incredible.

Every year I resolve to be a little less the me I know and leave a little room for the me I could be. Every year I make a note not to feel left behind by my friends and family who have managed to change far more than I.

The real reason for comedy is to hide the pain.

In the world of The Age of Innocence, a financial disaster or moral scandal would permanently exile a guest from the finest dinner tables. In contemporary New York, a mere change of fashion can eliminate a place setting; therefore, the need to maintain a rigidity not of morals, but of taste, seems all the more desperate.

Modernity Quotes Society Quotes Victorian Quotes

Women like us have to learn to give to those who appreciate it instead of to those who expect it.

Jill Quotes The Heidi Chronicles Quotes

The signature of a truly enviable woman is the tenacity and continuity of her women friends.

Shiksa Goddess Quotes

Sometimes I want to clean up my desk and go out and say, “Respect me; I’m a respectable grown-up!" and other times I just want to jump into a paper bag and shake and bake myself to death.

Aging Quotes Cleaning Quotes Housekeeping Quotes Life Quotes

Anyone who is considered funny will tell you, sometimes without even your asking, that deep inside they are very serious, neurotic, introspective people.

Comedy Quotes Humanity complexity Quotes Humor Quotes Mind Quotes

Don't live down to expectations. Go out there and do something remarkable.

Inspirational Quotes / Carpe diem Quotes Life Quotes Encouraging Quotes Powerful Quotes

The trick. . .is to find the balance between the bright colors of humor and the serious issues of identity, self-loathing, and the possibility for intimacy and love when it seems no longer possible or, sadder yet, no longer necessary.

Balance Quotes Happiness Quotes Love Quotes Sadness Quotes / Humor Quotes Identity Quotes Intimacy Quotes Life Quotes Self loathing Quotes