What are some Stupid quotes?

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin "Ethan Wyeth: I hope you're thirsty." Gideon Wyeth:"Why?" Ethan: "Cause your dumb and ugly, but I can do something about thirsty." - Orson Scott Card "Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on." - Eoin Colfer

What are some short Stupid quotes?

"An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise." - Victor Hugo "Irony is wasted on the stupid" - Oscar Wilde "To generalize is to be an idiot." - William Blake

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Q: What is the best Stupid quote?

"Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid." - George Carlin

Q: What is good short Stupid quote?

"Anger is stupid, and stupidity will kill you more surely than your opponent's blade." - Patricia Briggs

I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.

Have you noticed how the cleverest people at school are not those who make it in life?People who are conventionally clever get jobs on their qualifications (the past), not on their desire to succeed (the future).Very simply, they get overtaken by those who continually strive to be better than they are.

Future Quotes Genius Quotes Hope Quotes Inspirational Quotes Motivational Quotes Philosophy Quotes / Academics Quotes Clever Quotes Hardwork Quotes Inspiration Quotes Iq Quotes It's Not How Good You Are Quotes

Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea.

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I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.

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In 1912, a man named Franz Reichelt jumped off the Eiffel Tower wearing a parachute suit he designed himself. He jumped to test his invention--he expected to fly--but instead he fell straight down, hitting the ground like a meteor and leaving a 5.9-inch-deep crater from the impact. Did he mean to kill himself? Doubtful. I think he was just cocky, and also stupid.

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I have found a way to beat myselfI win by losing, something like thatI'm told that I'm stupidSo ok, I'll be stupidIf I can't register the painThen it's not thereI'm not so stupid after allI'll show them

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I'm a human being and I've got thoughts and secrets and bloody life inside me that he doesn't know is there, and he'll never know what's there because he's stupid. I suppose you'll laugh at this, me saying the governor's a stupid bastard when I know hardly how to write and he can read and write and add-up like a professor. But what I say is true right enough. He's stupid, and I'm not, because I can see further into the likes of him than he can see into the likes of me.

Individuality Quotes / Humanity and society Quotes Mind Quotes Perception Quotes Smart Quotes Stupid Quotes The Loneliness of the Long-Distance Runner Quotes

A stupid ruler is much more of a problem than an insane one.

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Anger is stupid, and stupidity will kill you more surely than your opponent's blade.

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Don’t do anything stupid.''Don’t worry,' I whispered over the line, 'I’m an expert on stupid.''You’re...''Like, I can spot stupidity, because I know it so well. The way an exterminator knows bugs really well, and can spot where they’ve been? I’m like that. A stupidinator.''Never say that word again,' Prof said.

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Have you noticed we can breathe in here too?Gosh, I wouldn't have picked up on that.

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This is an absolute and total lie. James Carville never said this. And he never said anything like this. I did some research and you'll find this quote posted by right-wing media propagandists in various areas from "thinkexist" to "godlikeproducts" to random posts on "quotesdaddy." JUST BECAUSE SOME POSTS IT, DOES NOT MEAN IT'S TRUE. Respect yourself, and do some research. They've played you for a fool, and you're doing their dirty work for them by posting such garbage. In the long run, it makes our country more stupid and more mean. No one wins.

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Yes, he is a man, so genetically he's engineered to be dense about many things, but he's not stupid.

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A stupid person can make only certain, limited types of errors; the mistakes open to a clever fellow are far broader. But to the one who knows how smart he is compared to everyone else, the possibilities for true idiocy are boundless.

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So you'll teach me?" Val asked.Ravus nodded agin. "I will make you as terrible as you desire.""I don't want to be - ," she started, but he held up his hand."I know you're very brave," he said."Or stupid.""And stupid. Brave and Stupid." Ravus smiled, but then his smile sagged. "But nothing can stop you from being terrible once you've learned how.

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

Stupid Quotes

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

Truth Quotes / Crazy Quotes Men Quotes Stupid Quotes When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops? Quotes Women Quotes

Stupid kissing. Stupid roaming hands. Stupid boys.

Desire Quotes / Boys Quotes Flat-Out Love Quotes Hands Quotes Kissing Quotes Stupid Quotes

Oh, this was getting better and better. Beau was making a valiant effort to remain stoic, but his face betrayed the long-suffering look of someone who had to listen to something patently idiotic."What happened next?" an older female voice asked."We got up to leave, and the girl wanted to come with us, and the first black guy, he, like, got up and he was all, 'You're not leaving!' and we were all like, 'Yes we are,' and then I threw some chicken at them so they'd know we meant business, and the white kid who was with them, he picked up Chad and threw him through the window."Drunk knights in shining armor, protecting the hapless female from the clutches of scary black guys. Give me a break."Then what happened?" the older female asked."Then they left and went up the street. And Chad was like, 'We can't let them get away with this shit,' so we followed them. And I said, 'Hey! What do you think you're doing with that throwing people through windows and shit.' And the white guy said, 'You must like going through windows.' And I told him 'Fuck you' in a polite voice and he threw me through the window."Beau clicked the recorder off."It's good that he used his polite voice," I said. "Otherwise no telling what would've happened.

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Then go faster. But don’t go stupid.

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There are so many different kinds of stupidity, and cleverness is one of the worst.

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And now I wish I hadn’t been civil, because he says he shall not despair! He is as stupid as Endymion!”“No, no!” said Alverstoke soothingly. “Nobody could be as stupid as Endymion!

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The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.

Doubt Quotes Intelligence Quotes / Intelligent Quotes Problems Quotes Smart Quotes Stupid Quotes World Quotes Certainty Quotes

Intelligent people know they are intelligent. They also know that one person cannot know all, hence a person is not stupid simply because he is ignorant of one thing or another. They know that, to another intelligent person, they will not appear stupid in asking for an explanation of what they do not know, and so their ignorance on any particular issue does not become an embarrassment.

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You deicde, and you make our night what you want. Brilliant and ours. Stupid and theirs.

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You mean zodiac signs? I'm a Leo."-"No stupid you're a Percy, I'm a Leo.

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You mean zodiac signs? I'm a Leo."-"No stupid, I'm a Leo, you're a Percy.

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As for me, I did the stupidest thing in my life, which is saying a lot. I attacked the Titan Lord Atlas.

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He was dressed just like on TV, with lots of silver chains and bracelets, ripped jeans, and a black muscle shirt (Which was kind of stupid, since he didn't have any muscles).

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You know what? We need a recession in this country, because that would finaly weed out al the subnormal, underdeveloped, stupefied, puerile people in this workforce.

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For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America.

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An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise.

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Sexually active? Sexually active? Patrick and I hadn't even learned the fine points of kissing yet!I marched on down. 'For your information,' I said from the doorway, as both Dad and Lester jerked to attention, 'I am about as sexually active as a bag of spinach, and if you want to keep me on the porch and not out in the park somewhere behind the bushes, you'll keep the stupid porch light off when I come home with a boy.

Attitude Quotes Light Quotes Love Quotes / Alice on the Outside Quotes Boys Quotes Bushes Quotes Father Quotes Father daughter relationship Quotes Funny Quotes

To generalize is to be an idiot.

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The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid one are full of confidence".

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I like 'em big. And stupid. Don't tell my husband.

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The groove is so mysterious. We're born with it and we lose it and the world seems to split apart before our eyes into stupid and cool. When we get it back, the world unifies around us, and both stupid and cool fall away.I am grateful to those who are keepers of the groove. The babies and the grandmas who hang on to it and help us remember when we forget that any kind of dancing is better than no dancing at all.

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I am stupid" Hans Hubermann told his foster daughter " And kind, which makes me the biggest idiot in the world.

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ObamaCare is, really, I think the worst thing that has happened in this nation since slavery - and it is slavery, in a way, because it is making all of us subservient to the government. It was never about health care; it was about control.

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I wish to Heaven I was married," she said resentfully as she attacked the yams with loathing. "I'm tired of everlastingly being unnatural and never doing anything I want to do. I'm tired of acting like I don't eat more than a bird, and walking when I want to run and saying I feel faint after a waltz, when I could dance for two days and never get tired. I'm tired of saying, 'How wonderful you are!' to fool men who haven't got one-half the sense I've got, and I'm tired of pretending I don't know anything, so men can tell me things and feel important while they're doing it... I can't eat another bite.

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Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.

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Falderson," he said quietly to Bahzell in passable Navahkan, "is as stupid as the day is long." He craned his neck to gaze up at the hradani and shook his head. "In fact, he's even stupider than I thought. You, sir, are the biggest damned hradani-no offense-I think I've ever seen.

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But what could I do? Be stupid for a while? I wasn't sure I knew how, even after so many years of careful observation.

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I had become a perfect fake human, saying the stupid and pointless things that humans say to each other all day long.

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Stupid to speak of blame when the wills of the immortals are involved.

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If it is stupid but it works, it isn't stupid. (a Shin'a'in saying)

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The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.

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"We're your official search party," Tori said. Complete with bloodhound." She waved at Derek, who was brushing off his jeans. "I left a note," I said to Derek. "I told you whee I was going and what was doing.""He got it," Simon said. "Didn't matter." Derek glowered. "You think leaving a note makes it okay to do something—""Don't say stupid," I warned. "Why not? It was stupid." Simon winced and murmured, "Ease off, bro.""That's okay," I said. "I'm used to it." I looked up at Derek. He wavered for a second, then crossed his arms, jaw setting. "It was stupid," he said. Risky and dangerous. Those guys could be out here with guns—"

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It is because of the Biblical curse on man's search for knowledge, which has so paralyzed his mind during the past ages, and its detrimental effect upon progress, that makes the Bible the most wicked, the most detestable, the most pernicious, and the most obnoxious book ever published. It has been a curse to the human race.It is the duty of every brave and honest man and woman to do everything in his and her power to destroy the influence of this utterly stupid and vicious book, with its infantile concept of life and its nonsense concerning the universe. It is their duty to do everything within their power to stop its demoralizing and paralyzing influence upon the life of man.We will never achieve intellectual liberty until the wickedness of this book has been discarded with the belief in the flatness of the earth.

Honesty Quotes Humanity Quotes Knowledge Quotes / An Atheist Manifesto Quotes Bravery Quotes Curse Quotes Demoralize Quotes Destroy Quotes Detestable Quotes

The rule is: don’t use commas like a stupid person. I mean it.

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