What are some other good quotes by Douglas Adams?

"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by." "The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." "I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer" - Douglas Adams

What is the best quote by Douglas Adams?

"For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons." - Douglas Adams

You...are...a...fridge...with wings,... - James Patterson

Q: What is the best School's Out—Forever quote?

"Did you know that wasn’t me, the other Max?” I asked. “Yeah.” “When?” “Right away.” “How?” I persisted. “We look identical. She even had identical scars and scratches. She was wearing my clothes. How could you tell us apart?” He turned to me and grinned, making my world brighter. “She offered to cook breakfast." - Douglas Adams

Q: What are some short School's Out—Forever quotes?

"I can talk to fish!" Angel said happily, water dripping off her long, skinny body. "Ask one over for dinner," Fang said, joining us." - Douglas Adams "You...are...a...fridge...with wings,' Fang ground out, punching an Eraser hard with every word. 'We're...freaking...ballet...dancers." - Douglas Adams "Max: "Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check it out!" Fang: "But we're grounded." Max and Fang: (stare at each other for a second and burst out laughing)" - Douglas Adams