Bill Watterson Quotes
Reality continues to ruin my life.

-Bill Watterson
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It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

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Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.

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I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.

-Bill Watterson
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People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

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You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. What mood is that? Last-minute panic.

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I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you can just get most people to leave you alone, you're doing good. If you can find even one person you really like, you're lucky. And if that person can also stand you, you're really lucky.

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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

-Bill Watterson
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