The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of the butterflies in the adjoining meadows.
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Anna parlava allegramente del più e del meno e io tacevo, perché la mia anima non era che un cumulo di emozioni ribollenti.
P.G. Wodehouse
For years Belpher oysters had been the mainstay of gay supper parties at the Savoy, the Carlton and Romano's. Dukes doted on them; chorus girls wept if they were not on the bill of fare. And then, in an evil hour, somebody discovered that what made the Belpher oyster so particularly plump and succulent was the fact that it breakfasted, launched and dined almost entirely on the local sewage. There is but a thin line ever between popular homage and execration.
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The ideal adventurer needs... the quality of not being content to mind his own affairs...
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Adventure Quotes Adventurer Quotes
He returned with the tissue-restorer. I loosed it down the hatch, and after undergoing the passing discomfort, unavoidable when you drink Jeeves’s patent morning revivers, of having the top of the skull fly up to the ceiling and the eyes shoot out of their sockets and rebound from the opposite wall like racquet balls, felt better. It
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The Jeeves Omnibus - Vol 1: (Jeeves & Wooster): No.1 Quotes
If you haven’t realised by this time that I love you, and always shall love you, and have never loved anybody else, and never shall love anybody else, you’re a fathead
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We are living now in what is known as the Welfare State, which means – broadly – that everybody is completely destitute.
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The Jeeves Omnibus - Vol 3: The Mating Season / Ring for Jeeves / Very Good Quotes Jeeves! Quotes
She paused, and heaved a sigh that seemed to come straight up from the cami-knickers. A silence ensued.
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The Jeeves Omnibus - Vol 1: (Jeeves & Wooster): No.1 Quotes
I could see exactly what must have happened. Insert a liberal dose of mixed spirits in a normally abstemious man, and he becomes a force. He does not stand around, twiddling his fingers and stammering. He acts. I
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The Works of P.G. Wodehouse Quotes
Look in at the Drones and ask the first fellow you meet ''Can the fine spirit of the Woosters be crushed?'' and he will offer you attractive odds against such a contingency.
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Funny Quotes Humour Quotes Jeeves wooster Quotes
He must be provided with a claque. It will be your task, Jeeves,
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The Jeeves Omnibus - Vol 3: The Mating Season / Ring for Jeeves / Very Good Quotes Jeeves! Quotes
The cheers of the multitude frequently act like a powerful drug upon young gentlemen with inferiority complexes.
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The Jeeves Omnibus - Vol 3: The Mating Season / Ring for Jeeves / Very Good Quotes Jeeves! Quotes
Until tonight I saw him only through the golden mist of love, and thought him the perfect man. This evening he revealed himself as what he really is – a satyr.
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The Jeeves Omnibus - Vol 1: (Jeeves & Wooster): No.1 Quotes
Poets, as a class, are business men. Shakespeare describes the poet's eye as rolling in a fine frenzy from heaven to earth, from earth to heaven, and giving to airy nothing a local habitation and a name, but in practice you will find that one corner of that eye is generally glued on the royalty returns.
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ought I to dress it? What I mean is, the first act
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The Jeeves Omnibus - Vol 1: (Jeeves & Wooster): No.1 Quotes
I call it rotten work, springing unexpected offspring on a fellow at the eleventh hour like this.
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My Man Jeeves Quotes
XVIII. THE LOCHINVAR METHOD XIX. ON THE LAKE XX. A LESSON IN PICQUET
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The Intrusion of Jimmy Quotes
A detective is only human. The less of a detective, the more human he is. Henry was not much of a detective, and his human
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The Man With Two Left Feet and Other Stories Quotes
Lady Kimbuck gave tongue. She was Lord Evenwood's sister. She spent a very happy widowhood interfering in the affairs of the various branches of her family.
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A Man of Means: Revised Edition of Original Version Quotes
He had never measured a footprint in his life, and what he did not know about bloodstains would have filled a library.
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The Man With Two Left Feet and Other Stories Quotes
You don’t get any five shillings out of me.’ ‘Oh, all right.’ He sat silent for a space. ‘Things happen to guys that don’t kick in their protection money,’ he said dreamily.
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Thank you Quotes Jeeves! Quotes
Well, you’ve taken a weight off my mind.”“A mind, I should imagine, scarcely constructed to bear greatweights.
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Humour Quotes
I have always had a suspicion that Aunt Dahlia, while invariably matey and bonhomous and seeming to take pleasure in my society, has a lower opinion of my intelligence than I quite like. Too often it is her practice to address me as ‘fathead’, and if I put forward any little thought or idea or fancy in her hearing it is apt to be greeted with the affectionate but jarring guffaw.
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Very good Quotes Jeeves! Quotes
hoping that this was some jolly practical joke and that the real chap would shortly jump out from behind a chair and say “Boo!
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The Jeeves Omnibus - Vol 1: (Jeeves & Wooster): No.1 Quotes
I was endeavouring to adjust the faculties, which were in urgent need of a bit of first-aid treatment.
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Metaphors Quotes
The Primrose Way." National problems had ceased to interest the citizens. Local problems left them cold. Their minds were riveted to the exclusion of all else on the problem of how to secure seats.
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