Robert Benchley Quotes
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

-Robert Benchley
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The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.

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Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

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It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.

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There are two kinds of travel: first class and with children.

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A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

-Robert Benchley
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