Robert Benchley Quotes
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.

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Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

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It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.

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There are two kinds of travel: first class and with children.

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A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

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Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment.

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There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't.

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I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.

-Robert Benchley
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