Groucho Marx Quotes
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

-Groucho Marx
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

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When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.

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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

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Humor is reason gone mad.

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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

-Groucho Marx
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