Patricia Briggs Quotes
Some people are like Slinkies.They aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to my face when I push them down a flight of stairs.

-Patricia Briggs
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MS. THOMPSON, it said in heavy block letters, PLEASE KEEP YOUR FELINE OFF MY PROPERTY. IF I SEE IT AGAIN, I WILL EAT IT.

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I don't like it when I outweigh my men.

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Women are the bloodthirsty sex," said Ric sadly. "We get the reputation, but it is only because the women stand behind us, and say, 'Kill it. Squish it.

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Why is it that all cars are women?" he asked. "Because they're fussy and demanding," answered Zee. "Because if they were men, they'd sit around and complain instead of getting the job done," I told him.

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A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn't mean in winter.

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Mine," he said.Adam's eyes narrowed. "I don't think so. She is mine."It would of been flattering, I thought, except that at least one of them was talking about dinner and I wasn't certain about the other.

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My grandfather would have loved to have met you," he told her huskily. "He would have called you 'She Moves Trees Out of His Path.' " She looked lost, but his da laughed. He'd known the old man, too. "He called me 'He Who Must Run into Trees,'" Charles explained, and i . . . Read more

-Patricia Briggs