Dandi Daley Mackall Quotes
I am Nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.

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I was thinking about the cow thing. About how hanging on to an ex-boyfriend is like chewing your cud until somebody drops a fresh bale of hay in front of you. Or something like that.

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17 Christmases is a delightful children's book that I would highly recommend

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Share Your Thoughts

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It's my personal onion theory. See, it's like we've all got layers on layers, going deep inside, to layer ten, that place where we're spiritual and private. But we don't show those deep layers.

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I open my eyes and see that Chase isn't looking at me anymore. He's staring at Jeremy because that song, or course, is coming from Jeremy's mouth. From his heart. His soul.

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Mom says good health is like buying an appliance at a garage sale. You do the best you can to make sure it's in good shape and then leave the rest to God.

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I'd still be a goofy frog because, guess what, I like being a frog.

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