W.C. Fields Quotes
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

-W.C. Fields
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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.

-W.C. Fields
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It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

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I never hold a grudge. As soon as I get even with the son-of-a bitch, I forget it.

-W.C. Fields
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