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I'm so hungry, comrade! It has been days since we ate those two raccoons!'<br>'I know comrade. I'm even beginning to wish we had some of your homemade quiche!'<br>'Oh comrade! Do you mean it?'<br>'Hey--Hey! None of that! If you ever tell anyone I said that, I'll deny it! I'm so hungry, comrade! It has been days since we ate those two raccoons!'<br>'I know comrade. I'm even beginning to wish we had some of your homemade quiche!'<br>'Oh comrade! Do you mean it?'<br>'Hey--Hey! None of that! If you ever tell anyone I said that, I'll deny it!

I'm so hungry, comrade! It has been days since we ate those two raccoons!' 'I know comrade. I'm even beginning to wish we had some of your homemade quiche!' 'Oh comrade! Do you mean it?' 'Hey--Hey! None of that! If you ever tell anyone I said that, I'll deny it!

-Jeff Smith

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Stupid, Stupid Rat Creatures!

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CONTROL MYSELF?!! I'm a MONSTER! Monsters don't control themselves! That's the whole IDEA!

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Upon your feet you have ten toes, they look just like PO-TA-TOES!

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Smiley Bone: You can't feel safe unless there's something to be safe against!Phoney Bone: Exactly! People like to be victims! There's a certain unassailable moral superiority about it...

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Please, comrade! I just want to chop him up for the stew!''And that's another thing! I'm tired of stew! I want to put him in a crust and bake a light fluffy quiche!''QUICHE?! What kind of food is THAT for a monster to eat?!

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I'm hungry.''Me too.''Will you get us something to eat?''I suppose I could take a look around. Maybe find a baby bird or a dead squirrel, or something. One word about a quiche, and I'll kill you.''While you're up there, try to find some nice, soft grasses we can sit on . . . Read more

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Phoney: Here's your problem Fone Bone! We're off the map! Get a bigger map!

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That's right, kid. Never play an ace if a two will do.

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