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I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

-Bill Watterson

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Bill Watterson Quotes

Reality continues to ruin my life.

-Bill Watterson

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It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

-Bill Watterson

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Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.

-Bill Watterson

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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.

-Bill Watterson

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I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.

-Bill Watterson

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People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

-Bill Watterson

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You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. What mood is that? Last-minute panic.

-Bill Watterson

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I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you can just get most people to leave you alone, you're doing good. If you can find even one person you really like, you're lucky. And if that person can also stand you, you're really lucky.

-Bill Watterson

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