Bill Watterson Quotes
Reality continues to ruin my life.

-Bill Watterson
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It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

-Bill Watterson
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Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.

-Bill Watterson
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.

-Bill Watterson
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People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

-Bill Watterson
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You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. What mood is that? Last-minute panic.

-Bill Watterson
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