Emma McLaughlin Quotes
I've learned that hurting you feels infinitely worse than being hurt myself.

-Emma McLaughlin
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To all the guys who broke our hearts - we wouldn't appreciate what we have today without you.

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You should totally get implants," she said admiringly in the mirror. I shake my head. "I don't yet know what I'm going to do with my life, Diane. But I'm hoping being shaped like a barbell could only be a hindrance.

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He's entitled not to love me, but he's not entitled to mess with my happy place.

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Rule number one: caffeine is your new best friend. Liquid optimism.

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I never realized how much of the pleasure of dining out is watching people, otherwise it feels like ordering in with better utensils.

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Sure, equal pay, maternity leaves, and pro sports are important. But a girl can't make a free throw from the foul line if her head's not in the game.

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The ceremonial oat tour." She reaches in the shopping bag and takes out the milk bar with almonds, ripping it open."It must be so hard for guys in relationships - to have just one girlfriend completely devoted to taking care of all your whole-grain needs. I can see how at the . . . Read more

-Emma McLaughlin