Rick Riordan Quotes
With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

-Rick Riordan
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Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?""Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."Even Thalia smiled at that. . . . Read more

-Rick Riordan
Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades.

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Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face.

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Love conquers all," Aphrodite promised. "Look at Helen and Paris. Did they let anything come between them?""Didn't they start the Trojan War and get thousands of people killed?""Pfft. That's not the point. Follow your heart.

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Be careful of love. It'll twist your brain around and leave you thinking up is down and right is wrong.

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Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot." "He's the sun god," I said."That's not what I meant.

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How did you die?""We er....drowned in a bathtub.""All three of you?""It was a big bathtub.

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