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If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

-Jerry Seinfeld

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Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.

-Jerry Seinfeld

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Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason

-Jerry Seinfeld

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A bookstore is one of the only pieces of physical evidence we have that people are still thinking.

-Jerry Seinfeld

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Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge.

-Jerry Seinfeld

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There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

-Jerry Seinfeld

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What I don't understand is how women can pour hot wax on their bodies, let it dry, then rip out every single hair by its root and still be scared of spiders.

-Jerry Seinfeld

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