Dick Gregory Quotes
No kid in the world, no woman in the world should ever raise a hand against a no-good daddy. That's already been taken care of: A Man Who Destroys His Own Home Shall Inherit the Wind.

-Dick Gregory
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Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and said: 'We don't serve colored people here.' "I said: 'that's all right, I don't eat colored people. Bring me a whole fried chicken.

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One of the things I keep learning is that the secret of being happy is doing things for other people.

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I never learned hate at home or shame. I had to go to school for that.

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If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeineoff the market for six days, they'd have to bring out thetanks to control you.

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Dear Momma―Wherever you are, if ever you hear the word "nigger" again, remember they are advertising my book.

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Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.

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The only good thing about the good old days is they're gone.

-Dick Gregory
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