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I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible are like, I don't know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life. It's amazing to me. And the miserable is everyone else. So you should be thankful that you're miserable, because that's very lucky, to be miserable.

-Woody Allen

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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

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I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.

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In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch an . . . Read more

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Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

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The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.

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To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

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