Woody Allen Quotes
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

-Woody Allen
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In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch an . . . Read more

-Woody Allen
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

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The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.

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To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

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Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.

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If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

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God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

-Woody Allen
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