Jessica Simpson Quotes
Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea.

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Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?

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Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.

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Dumb is just not knowing. 'Ditzy' is having the courage to ask!

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At school my boobs were bigger than all my friends' and I was afraid to show them. Now I feel like they make my outfits look better. They're like an accessory.

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laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.

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Pour your scotch on the rocksand drink your misery down.Go home and make love to herand picture me, picture me.Yeah, picture me!

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I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask.

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