Lemony Snicket Quotes
Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.

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Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.

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Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness.

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Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.

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Everyone, at some point in their lives, wakes up in the middle of the night with the feeling that they are all alone in the world, and that nobody loves them now and that nobody will ever love them, and that they will never have a decent night's sleep again and will spend their lives . . . Read more

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People aren't either wicked or noble. They're like chef's salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict.

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It is a curious thing, the death of a loved one. We all know that our time in this world is limited, and that eventually all of us will end up underneath some sheet, never to wake up. And yet it is always a surprise when it happens to someone we know. It is like walking up the stairs . . . Read more

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I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

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