What are some other good quotes by Douglas Adams?

"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by." "The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." "I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer" - Douglas Adams

What are some short Birthdays quotes?

"…tomorrow was her birthday, and she was thinking how fast the years went by, how old she was getting, and how little she seemed to have accomplished. Almost twenty-five and nothing to show for it." - Douglas Adams "A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age." - Douglas Adams "Birthday Soup is good to eat, but not as good as Birthday Cake." - Douglas Adams