Mark Twain Quotes

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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

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Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect).

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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.

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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.

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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

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′Classic′ - a book which people praise and don't read.

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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.

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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.

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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.

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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

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Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.

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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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God created war so that Americans would learn geography.

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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.

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But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.

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The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

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Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.

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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.

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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.

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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.

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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.

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What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.

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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

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Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.

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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.

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