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I think so much of the look, obviously including wardrobe, but the hair is a huge thing because it’s basically the frame for your eyes and that’s the window to your soul is what they say.

I want to get up there and tell entertaining stories but that are also to a certain extent clean.

Skaters are very much like peacocks.

I know at some point I would like to take on more dramatic roles.

I’ve always liked Kate Winslet. She’s pretty, smart, and talented.

I just did an ad with Microsoft. I’m dressed as Napoleon, and I get to slap Bill Gates.

I always love messing with my own hair as much as I can; I don’t normally like to wear wigs.

I relate to most of the characters I play, because I do feel like an outsider.

I’m not that into reading. If I’m gonna read, I’m gonna read some cool sci-fi book or something, not some stupid self-help book.

I never read a self-help book except for the Bible.

Marriage is all about knowing the ins and outs and the intimate details, and your wife is supposed to be the person you know best. But my brother and I think alike, know everything about one another, and when we get together, we block everything else out. Nothing exists in our world except for us.

Girls kind of get crazy when they have guns. These girls had never done it, and all they wanted to do was inflict as much pain as they could. We had one rule: Don’t shoot us between the legs. But their aim didn’t necessarily follow that rule.

I love movin’. I was observant growing up, watching Michael Jackson and John Travolta. I’d close my eyes, see the moves.

I loved my childhood. They had the coolest toys back then. Star Wars, Transformers, laser-tag gun sets. Toy companies have really gone downhill.

I’m not going chic, I swear. The geek endures. But, I mean, a snazzy cool suit looks good.

Build a rocket ship and leave the earth!

Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you.

I don’t even have any good skills. You know like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!