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The more things change, the more you still don’t love me.

I have loved since you. But when the new paint gets scratched, there you are underneath.

There’s something not quite Christian about it,” Tony said. He sat back in his chair and looked up to where his Bible sat on the shelf. “I can’t put my finger on why exactly, but it doesn’t seem right for a couple of young ladies to be out there in the middle of the night, obsessing over their telescopes.

I hate trying to put my desire into words when my body knows exactly what to say. Come home.

I want to make something, and I want people to know I made it.

Before your mother I didn’t spend too long with any one girl. I used to believe that life was too short. I was too young to settle down. Then I met your mother and fell in love. Now I think maybe I was right. I was too young to settle down.

Art, he said, isn’t your little paintings and comic books. Art is the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs.

Well, it’s possible to be mentally ill and rational.

And if words mean something to you, if an idea moves you, aren’t you changed, just a little?

Kissing girls is easy, like breaking windows.

There’s a romance to danger. There’s a romance to drinking, to drugs, to petty crime and to heartbreak and loneliness. All of those things can be used to make the STORY of our lives better.

Romance Quotes

I am writing to apply for the position of bookkeeper. Attached, you will find my list of qualifications. I have been keeping books for four years now, and I am never going to give them back.

When I played doctor I played to win.

I have a form of ESP that allows me to consistently pick losing lottery numbers, and generally make poor life choices.

Romance is all about making a story out of our love.

Romance Quotes

Listening to music that I hate calms me down.

I never wanted anything to happen to my parents, but a hero needs an origin story.

I love you the way a knife loves a heart, the way a bomb loves a crowd; the way your mother warned you about, essentially.

Satellite images, maps and blueprints of the whole world, of every city. We could look it up and know what’s there in someone else’s words. Or we could get wicked drunk and just go.

When the end comes, I hope it’s as strange as that. I hope that the sky tears open and the world is washed with colors that we’ve never seen before.

Memories are like everything else. They’re a trap.

Goodbye forever” is the perfect joke, because forever is impossible. Every night I say it, and every morning I see my father again. Forever is meaningless. Tough talk, an empty threat. Forever is our secret handshake. Our code word. Our decoder ring. Not a measurement of time at all. I know this because “Goodbye Forever” comes easily. The passage of actual time is much more difficult.

The family that prays together, still probably dies in the fire.

And when our sun explodes and we are all destroyed, we’ll be rocks and chunks of I am not sure what, and maybe we’ll rain down on somewhere else.

Depression is like slashing at ghosts. Of course it’s tempting to finally cut something real.

Being in love is totally punk rock.

It doesn’t matter if the glass is half full or half empty. I am gonna drink it through this crazy straw.

Art isn’t just paint and music, art is breaking glass and the sounds we make without realizing.

I don’t fall in love very easily. It takes a long time, and then, when I have fallen in love, I’m still not sure. I’m suspicious of myself. What if tomorrow I don’t feel the same? I have to wait, to be sure. And I wait and wait.

Alzheimer’s disease is death before death, and I’m terrified of it.

I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.

There are plenty of fish in the sea, if I run out of women.

I’d rather die terrified than live forever.

Having all the answers just means you’ve been asking boring questions.

Home is where the heart is, until we get a chance to bury it. Home is where the heart pulled the nails out of its feet, and fled.

Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

If we couldn’t carry our dead inside us, we would be empty.

I’ve always known I’d be a bank robber. So judge all you want, ladies and gentlemen. Because you never did become an astronaut.

You are never so low that you deserve to be lower.

We are terrible for each other, and, yes, we are a disaster. But tell me your heart doesn’t race for a hurricane or a burning building. I’d rather die terrified than live forever.

Judge if you want, we are all going to die. I intend to deserve it.

Death is not the end. Death is an ocean on all sides of our lives. Deep and dark and cold, and anything but empty.