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Non esiste l’inferno. Esiste la Francia.

The people of your century no longer require the service of composers. A composer is as useful to a person in a jogging suit as a dinsoaur turd in the middle of his runway.

Certification from one source or another seems to be the most important thing to people all over the world. A piece of paper from a school that says you’re smart, a pat on the head from your parents that says you’re good or some reinforcement from your peers that makes you think what you’re doing is worthwhile. People are just waiting around to get certified.

I never have no trouble with my rubber girl.

There isn’t anything weird about my music.

Organized religions by their very natures are misleading.

She was a steady date until she put on some weight.

Now air can get through.

I think the music of the Fifties is really good. I suspect it’s much better musically than much of what’s available now. Not in terms of production, but in terms of content.

Studied law, but not qualified to practice it.

Suddenly, books are arriving every day! “So many books, so little time.

I hit you and I beat you and I told you that I love you.

King of kings, that must be Elvis.

He likes to flirt with all the boys in the class.

The lifestyle that I have is probably neither desirable nor useful to most people.

I have been monitoring your earthly broadcasts for many years.

Nobody gives a crap if we’re great musicians.

I feel a lot of people don’t know what high school is – including those who are in it. My material is provided to give them some perspective. People are stupid. They never stop to question things. They just accept. Can you imagine a nation who never questions the validity of cheerleaders and pom-poms?

Hendrix is one of the most revolutionary figures in today’s pop culture, musically and sociologically.

Believe it or not, there are places in the world where music is important. There are places in the world where all the arts are a matter of national pride.

I don’t think there’s a problem. First of all, I don’t think music turns people into social liabilities. Because you hear a lyric.

Firsts Quotes

People like to own things.

After all, he wrote this book here, and in the book it says he made us all to be just like him! So if we’re dumb, then God is dumb – and maybe even a little ugly on the side.

Without “Louie Louie” a symphony is not quite so grand.

Never bend over for a Christian.

I think that people are entitled to be amused, and entertained. If they see deviations from this classical norm, it’s probably good for their mental health.

It’s a despicable thing to share your personal inner torment for money.

Did he really choose Tammy to do his work?

Gave my money all to you, took my watch and pawned it, too.

Just be glad you don’t live in one of those little countries where at this very moment, music is severely restricted, or as it is in Iran, totally illegal.

Country Quotes

Michael is Janet and Janet is Michael.

All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control.

Music without the ebb and flow would be like “watching a film with only good guys in it”.

You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer.

Real Quotes Country Quotes

Elvis has left the building to climb up that heavenly stair. So what if he looks like a wart-hog in heat?

No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in clothing style. Rock is to dress up to.

There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.

What kind of man can name a child Moon Unit?

Nobody looks good bent over. Especially to pick up a check.

Decades of indoctrination, manipulation, censorship and KGB excursions haven’t altered this fact: People want a piece of their own little Something-or-Other, and, if they don’t get it, have a tendency to initiate counterrevolution.

Left me here to cry alone with a bottle of juice and pork chop bone.

So much gets lost in the translation. Even if you sat there listening to it with a microscope, there’s no way you’re gonna find out what it means.

She use to knock me out until her face broke out.

Donnie and Marie can both take a bite.

Why doncha come on over to the house and I’ll show ’em to ya?

Everything on this planet has something to do with music. Music functions in the realm of sculptured air.

Elmer has the mentality of approximately one peanut.

On the Planet of Baritone women, they talk low.

It would be easier to pay off the national debt overnight than to neutralise the long-range effects of our national stupidity.

Find you a bridge and take a jump. Just make certain you do it right the first time, cause nothing’s worse than a suicide chump.

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